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May. 17th, 2006 @ 10:18 am well excuse me, pukey mcpukesalot
Current Mood: sicksick
Current Music: Paul Engemann - Scarface (Push It To The Limit)
Vomiting, fever, stomachache, constipation, headache--yes! There is little doubt about it--I've caught the dreaded Dascomb Plague. It's nine hours before the All-Important Programming Project of Fate, and I'm too busy puking my guts out to code.

Can't sleep. I keep dreaming about doing nonsense verbs to imaginary code, like declaring x to be an attack variable. I can see emacs windows whenever I close my eyes. I vomit in the sink. It smells like Stevenson. I vomit again. I think I am coming very close to losing my mind.

I just want this nightmare to be over.
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Date:May 17th, 2006 04:02 pm (UTC)
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Oh, man, I'm so sorry....
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Date:May 17th, 2006 04:03 pm (UTC)
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Not your fault--unless I got it from you. In which case it's still not your fault.
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Date:May 17th, 2006 06:01 pm (UTC)
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Oh, you have my deepest sympathies. My worst fear at the moment is that I'll catch the plague before finals are over.

Good luck.

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Date:May 17th, 2006 07:50 pm (UTC)
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Dare we say Academic Incomplete Due to Illness and Thus Special Crcumstances?

PS: If that doesn't work, I can type stuff late tonight and tomorrow if you need it.

PPS: When Food finally becomes okay, I have epic amounts of chicken soup.

PPPS: Obviously... Feel better. I have bulemia jokes if you want. :)
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Date:May 17th, 2006 11:58 pm (UTC)
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If this man is not willing to give Lisa an incomplete for chronic tendonitis, I doubt he'd show any sympathy for a several-day stomach virus.

Thanks. I may take you up on your offer if I'm still feeling like ass tomorrow.
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Date:May 18th, 2006 06:30 am (UTC)
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Agh, get better! :(