Kevin (erf_) wrote,
Kevin
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my roommate is awesome

Andy: (Stops in mid-conversation.) ...Our neighbors are making sexy noises again.
Me: (Shrugs.) He's graduating. Poor neighbors.
Andy: Not for another week. I think this is a...study break.
Me: Do you think they know we're making snide commentary right outside their door?
Andy: Probably. But I don't know--it's easy not to notice things when you're in the throes of passion.
Me: I wouldn't know.
Andy: Well...I tend to be oblivious when I...(Shifts eyes.) masturbate.
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