Humanity, I'm disappointed in you! It's almost 2010! To hell with e-commerce and digital cameras; I should be posting this entry from the moon! On my rocket-powered skateboard! While having my robot servants make chocolate chip cookies out of plastic wrap and liquid nitrogen!
On a related note, Jonathan Coulton's "The Future Soon" (listen for free) so needs to be the soundtrack to a crappy YouTube music video about Deus Ex (or anything that has to do with bionic augmentation).
GAH PAPERS PAPERS PAPERS
Last week I left a note on Laura’s desk
It said I love you signed anonymous friend
Turns out she’s smarter than I thought she was
She knows I wrote it, now the whole class does too
And I’m alone during couple skate
When she skates by with some guy on her arm
But I know that I’ll forget the look of pity in her face
When I’m living in my solar dome on a platform in space