Argh! I have a paper due Wednesday that I haven't finished the reading for, and a programming assignment due Thursday that I haven't started yet, and I spent all afternoon pretending to work and looking at Wikipedia's collection of historically significant photographs.
Friday: Me: So. One more week, huh? Steve: Oh man. There are, like, 24 people I want to make out before I graduate. Me: Graduate with no regrets! Steve: (closes eyes and puckers lips) Me: (backing away) Uh. I'm not one of them, am I? Steve: Oh, Kevin. You're three of them.