gengel: See, anyone could just--*hits Ctrl+Alt+Backspace, rebooting the computer*--shit, why did I just do that?
While discussing a name for the zombies vs. vampires movie:
Tess: How about "Schindler's List II: Revenge of the Jews?"
Everyone: *stunned silence*
Tess: ...It's okay...I'm Jewish...
Kevin: Funny how everyone goes to me for relationship advice even though I've never had one.
Michelle: He who cannot, teaches.