Kevin (erf_) wrote,

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uncle kevin's old-tyme internet stories

I've been on the Internet for a while. Not as long as a lot of people, and not long enough to remember the Hacker Age from which most of the good things about geek culture were born, but ten years is definitely a while. Especially in Internet time, in which an unannounced one-month hiatus from an oft-frequented IRC channel will spawn rumors that you are dead. A lot has happened in these ten years--empires have risen and fallen, fortunes have been made and lost, heroes have been born, wars have been fought, civilization has collapsed at least twice, thriving communities with unique identities and cultures have vanished into nothingness at the press of a key, and an exponentially growing influx of increasingly normal people have turned enclaves into cities into nations into worlds. We didn't start the fai-yuh, no we didn't light it but we tried to fight it.

This is disconcerting. I am still used to being an early member of the AOL generation, an unwitting scout for the invasion of clueless, inexperienced, disrespectful newbs who brought a shameful end to a more civilized age. (Granted, I never actually used AOL, but it's not like The Microsoft Network--now known as MSN--was any better. And I was an MSN user for far too long.) I know it wasn't my fault that corporate service providers decided to unleash the masses upon the Internet without any edification about its unspoken rules of harmony and respect, but I can't help but feel personally responsible for shattering hackerdom's dreams of anarchist utopia. Not that it matters anymore. Now, not only have the invaders seized control of the Internet, but the invaders have in turn been overwhelmed by another wave of invaders, who have in turn been overwhelmed by another wave of invaders, who in turn have been overwhelmed by everyone else. And I was there when it ended; I boarded the ship just as it was beginning to sink. I was there when the Internet was the future, when the Internet was going to revolutionize everything and change the way we would think about things and interact with people and lead us into the mythical, awe-inspiring twenty-first century. I've been around just long enough to see big corporations hijack the ideals of that almost-forgotten era, turning them into meaningless slogans that they contine to stuff down our throats today, and I've been around just long enough to realize that it is no longer true. The Internet is no longer the future. It is the now. The digital frontier is gone, its pioneers the leaders of the very companies that shattered their dreams. I can't imagine how unsettling this must be for the generation that came before me. I mean, if all this change makes me feel old, imagine how it must feel to be Joe Hacker, Class of 1981. (Which, I am perfectly aware, is what some of you are. Congratulations, folks! If someone you still think of as a newbie is getting all nostalgic about a time that, to you, was probably not all that long ago, consider how ancient you must be.)

Naturally, I've met a lot of people since my first Telnet chat back in 1995, and in the chaos of revolution after revolution I've lost touch with a lot of them. As the Internet has taught me, if nothing else, that the world is a small place and is growing ever smaller, I figure I might drop some names from forums and chatrooms I used to frequent. You might know someone I used to know, or perhaps even be someone I used to know--hey, it's happened before.

Places where I used to post or lurk:

1995 : MSN Forums
phoeicon (countless google searches for this guy's name have turned up nothing)
1996 - 1998 : Lucca's Guestbook / Belome's Java Chat / Lazer's Java Chat / #gameswebzine
Indigo, Mephista, Lazer, Belome, SirTMagus, ~Animan~, carrot
1996 - 2001 : Cafe Eblana Message Base / Cafe Eblana War Zone
Kupek, Tortolia, Shawn David Struck (theotherbaldwin), John Risser, Drexle, Torgo, SineSwiper, Khameleon, 404 Not Found/Angelkiller 404, Rosebud/Maian, RetardCow
1998 - 2001 : The Mana Tree House
Bob Rork, The UnaBom(b)er, Andrew Tamoefolau, Thanatos; see "Cafe Eblana Message Base"

Places where I currently post or lurk:

1999 - present : User Friendly ARS
2001 - present : b3ta
2002 - present : Kyhm's Forums / #en
2002 - present : Dumbrella (Achewood / Wigu / Super Mega Party of Fun)
2005 - present : eleet speek! (Higher Voltage)

I usually go by DoppelgangerX4, Doppelganger-X4, and "erf" spelled with any number of "r"s.

Excluded are forums for MMOs I play, since I usually stop posting when I lose interest in the games. Also spacefem, which I visit only occasionally.

Still can't believe it's been ten years. For all I know, today could be my ten-year Internet anniversary. I should do something to celebrate.

I just noticed there are no stories in this entry. Ha ha, fooled you!

Next on Uncle Kevin's Old-Tyme Internet Stories: My First Terminal Connection and the Music of Dial-Up.
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