December 16th, 2007


+1 studded leather pants (warning: may contain dick)

I just went dude shopping. At the mall. I bought dude socks and dude underwear and dude pants at Target and then ate grilled chicken at one of those sports bars that has eight projector screens, all of which are showing the game. (Which you just lost.) Afterward I'm going to call up my friends on my cell phone and talk about manly things like football and cute handbags. And then maybe I'll paint my nails.

Yep. My masculinity is reaffirmed.

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