September 24th, 2007


a little early for thanksgiving?

I am very disappointed that there are only 44 Google hits for "turfucken."

However, I was pleased to discover that there are seven hits for "bustergophechiduckneaealcockidgeoverwingailusharkolanbler."

And, of course, there are lots of hits for tetrafarmacum.

Other recent random Google searches:
  • folding duck
  • i am made of meat and rage
  • the devil reads pravda (82 hits, all of whom think they're terribly clever)
  • n00btube
  • i eat ponies for breakfast
  • violence bonanza
  • fuck'n'duck
  • deeply troubling birthday parties
  • Pol Pot Pie (ouch, how unoriginal--1,370 hits!)
  • fist vs. fist
  • nasal douche
  • sexy humans (warning: the image search produces progressively more disturbing results)
  • deskwarrior
  • angry meatball land
  • motherfructose
  • bananananananana (it seems like no matter how many "na"s you add, there are always hits)
  • magna cum laden (GOOGLEWHACK!)