April 22nd, 2007


thanks, housemates

Earlier this week, I was thinking, "You know what I need more than anything right now?"

"A girlfriend?" I answered.

"No!" I screamed, punching me in the face. "A party!"

"Why, golly!" ejaculated my housemates. "What a coincidence! We're throwing a house party this very weekend! We're going to play Wii and cards with freshmen, and debate intensely about whether or not 'taking fives' is a Connecticut slang term or something Phil made up because he was drunk, and drink very small quantities of an epic stash of liquor we have procured for the occasion, and lie on the carpet in our living room watching Pinky and the Brain DVDs. And the best part is--since you live with us, you're invited!"

And it was awesome.

(In related news, I have decided that ["Something," Person synonym-for-said.] dialogue form is really lame.)
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i think he makes his own

(on giving tithes to the church)
Kevin: You know, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
Akshat: No problem, man. It's like buying God a beer.

Thank you, Akshat, for being the one person who RSVPed to the open service thing! We were happy to have you.
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