May 8th, 2006

dd2guy

another revelation

It is impossible to accidentally sacrifice something to a god--it's the intent that makes a ritual, not the act itself--but it'd be damn funny if you could.

Imagine you're at a church potluck, enjoying a plate of string beans and roast chicken, and you absentmindedly set the plate on the altar and it goes FWOOSH in a column of blue fire. And you put your hands on your hips and look at the ceiling and say, "Dammit, God! I was eating that!"