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Dec. 18th, 2005 @ 05:29 pm something to try at DeCafe before you leave
Current Mood: productive
Current Music: Laibach - Final Countdown
Order a California Club Sub (roast turkey, bacon, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, guacamole), but on focaccia bread instead of a sub roll. Toast. Open it up and drizzle on a little Frank's Red Hot. The buffalo wingy flavor will fuse with the avocado flavor and soak into the warm mound of turkey and melted cheese, creating a distinctively American sandwich filling that is, as they say down here in the Midwest, damn good eats.

Goes well with mango nekkid juice.
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Dec. 18th, 2005 @ 05:36 pm thoughts of a naturalized born-again immigrant
Current Mood: warm
Current Music: Green Day - Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)
In ironic coming-to-America movies, when the exploitative, scheming foil to the hopeful immigrant protagonist arrives at Ellis Island and realizes there's an enormous market for drugs or slaves or guns or whatever, he always kisses the dirt or dances in circles with his arms outstretched and shouts, in a peculiar foreign accent, "I LOVE AMELIKA!!"

For me, it's more like I snuggle up against America's shoulder, bat my eyelashes at it coyly, and whisper gently in its ear: i love america
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Dec. 18th, 2005 @ 09:49 pm the machines are friendly today
Current Mood: ecstatic
Current Music: Joshua Morse - Medical Insurance (Bound Together Project)
I compiled my cache memory simulator and it works perfectly. Despite the five or six places where I had no clue what I was doing, it did not crash and burn. It is flawless on the first compile. It does not segfault. At all.


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