Anyhow, I'm expected to read. No biggie there. But I'm also expected to learn all of the following by heart; all of the (most) important Dutch writers for adults and children, what their contribution to society is, and all of their book titles. The first part of the textbook's over 60 pages!
The flailing will pass. But it was stupid of me to jump into this going on just one hour of sleep. So, I will go get some sleep and then will tackle a variety of RP stuff.
For my 15 minute representation, I've still got no idea who to pick though. Pft.