August 22nd, 2008

Sandra Bullock

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Well, I think it's about time for me to crash. Meant to do so, oh about one hour and a half ago, but then I got sucked into House MD, and waited for Ali to come back on her computer. Not that I mind, most of my days seem to consist out of this anyway.

Also, my body absolutely hates me today. I kneel down to try to pick up my cat, and my back said 'oh bitch, gonna block on ya if you go any further'. I try to set up the table for dinner and my neck went 'Oh idiot, I don't go down THAT FAR TODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY' And what my knees, ankles and wrist said? 'with every move you make, I'll pop and crack and startle your cat'.

Taking a hot bath seemed to have helped a bit, but what I'd really need? Is a long hot shower until my muscles are just ... gooey. (Unfortunately, the walls and floors in our bathroom does not lend itself for this to be installed.)

In my next life, I'd better be a woman with small hips, tiny boobs, in perfect psychical condition, and not in need of glasses, hearing aids, braces of any kind, and a cane.