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I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

And Ben had to carry them all.

Amelia Bones
15 October
Amelia Susan Bones, 32. Alumnus of Gryffindor, class of 1964. Head of the Auror office and has been for four years. Something of an assistant to Bartemius Crouch, Sr. Auror in spirit. Former member of the Dark Force Defense League. Part-owner of the Daily Prophet. Workaholic. Skilled in Defensive magic and very little else. Loves expensive high-heeled shoes and shameless spy shows. Married to Unspeakable Ben Croaker, older sister of the Bones clan.

I am not Amelia Bones or Stephanie March. Amelia Bones was created AND KILLED OFF ON PAGE THIRTEEN by JK Rowling, and is owned by Bloomsbury Books and everyone else. I'm just using them to play West Wing meets Law and Order meets Marvel Comics at leviosarpg. The title quote is by Imelda Marcos - the subtitle is my own addition. Heh.