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Lit Crit
Review of Brokeback Mountain (the story by Annie Proulx, not the movie)

All Fandoms
Drabble and One-liner Requests. G through R, all genres, complete.

Belladonna. R, Yumichika/Isane, oneshot, drama/erotica, complete.
Become a Ghost. R. Orihime/Byakuya, monstrously long (145,000 words), romance/drama, complete.
The Bluff Is Called. PG13, Shunsui/Nanao, humour/romance, oneshot, complete.
Born to Play It. PG, Ichigo/Orihime (slight), humour, oneshot, complete.
Circle. PG13, Rangiku/Gin, angst/romance, oneshot/drabble, complete.
Dark Dragon. PG13, Unohana-->Kenpachi, humour/drama, oneshot, complete.
Deathcherry. NC17, Ichigo/Yoruichi, drama/erotica, oneshot, complete.
December 2005 Fuh-Q Fest. NC17, Rukia/Kaien, oneshot, erotica, complete.
Deeper Down. NC17, Aizen/Hinamori, drama/dark/erotica, oneshot, complete.
Figured You Out. R, Ishida/Orihime, humour/romance/drama, oneshot, complete.
Forgive Me, Love. PG13, Rukia+Ichigo and Rukia/Renji, drama/angst/romance, oneshot, romance, complete.
Good Clean Fun. NC17, Mizuho/Ikkaku, oneshot, erotica/humour, complete.
The Hardest Time. NC17, Matsumoto/Hitsugaya, oneshot, erotica/drama/angst, complete.
Little Death. NC17, Yoshino/Ishida, oneshot, drama/erotica, complete.
Lonesometown. PG13, entire cast, multi-part, drama/angst, WIP.
Prete-a-Porter. PG13, entire cast, humour, oneshot, complete.
September 2005 Fuh-Q Fest. NC17, Ishida/Tatsuki, oneshot, erotica, complete.
Shades of Grey. NC17, Orihime/Ichigo, oneshot, erotica, complete.
Shinigami in High School Drabbles. PG, entire cast, humour, oneshot, complete.
30romances Drabbles and Oneshots. G through R, Ishida/Orihime, all genres, WIP.
Taste the Irony. PG, Byakuya+Unohana, humour, oneshot, complete.
The First Cut. NC17, Hinamori/Grimmjow, angst/erotica, oneshot with possible sequels, complete for now.
The Turds and the Trees. PG13, Kenpachi+Yachiru+Ikkaku, oneshot, humour, complete.
Triangle. Ukitake/Nanao/Shunsui, NC17, erotica, oneshot, complete.
Undisclosed Desires. R, Orihime/Byakuya, humor/romance. WIP.
Whatever. NC17, Ikkaku/Mizuho, oneshot, erotica/humour, complete.

Crooked Heart. NC17, BtVS/LotR, Faith/Eomer, drama/angst/porn, oneshot, complete.
Everyone Says I Love You. PG, HP/BtVS, Snape/Buffy, drama/romance, oneshot, complete.
Nameless Ficlet. PG, PotC/LotR, Jack Sparrow and Pippin Took, humour, oneshot, complete.
Small Universe. PG, SGA/AtS, McKay+Fred, multi-part, humour/drama, complete.
Tempus Fidgets. PG13, PotC/BtVS, entire casts, drama/romance, multi-part, WIP.
The Only Explanation. PG13, LotR/BtVS, Haldir/Cordelia, drama/romance, multi-part, complete.

Fruits Basket
Blue Heaven. PG, Kyou/Tohru, Yuki/Uotani, multi-part, humour/drama, complete.
7snogs Ficlets. PG13, Kyou/Tohru, multi-part, humour/drama/romance, WIP.

Fullmetal Alchemist
No Need to Be Coy, Roy. PG, Roy/?, humour, one-shot, complete.

Game of Thrones
Once a Century. PG. Brienne of Tarth/Tormund Giantsbane, romance, humor, one-shot, complete.

A Paper Illusion. R, Kagome/Kouga, oneshot, drama/angst, complete.
And What About the Girl Who Ran?. R, Kikyou/Suikotsu, angst/drama, oneshot, complete.
A Single Soul. PG, Sesshoumaru + Rin, drama/schmoop, oneshot, complete.
Dissonance. NC17, Kikyou/Sesshoumaru, drama/angst, oneshot, complete.
Dream a Wicked Dream. PG13, Kikyou/Naraku, drama/horror, character death, one-shot, complete.
Drops of Gold. PG13, Sango/Inuyasha, drama/romance, multi-part, complete.
Every Traveler Be Found. G, Rin/Shippou, oneshot, drama/romance, complete.
Frozen in Amber. PG13, Kagome+Kohaku, drama/angst, oneshot, complete.
I Won't Respect You in the Morning. R, Bankotsu/Jakotsu, satire, multi-part, complete.
Lacuna. R, Kagura/Sesshoumaru, drama/angst, oneshot, complete.
One Less Star. R, Kagome/Sesshoumaru, drama/romance, multi-part, WIP.
Patience. PG13, Kanna/Kohaku, drama/angst, oneshot, complete.
Say Goodbye. PG13, Kaede, Onigumo, drama/horror, oneshot, character death, complete.
The End Has Come. R, entire cast, humour, oneshot/drabbles, complete.
30shards Drabbles and Oneshots. PG, Kagome/Kouga, multi-part, all genres, WIP.
White Ladder. PG13, Kagome, Rin, Sesshoumaru; drama/angst, one-shot, complete.
With Every Rose. PG13, Kouga/Kagome, drama/angst, oneshot/drabble, complete.

Lord of the Rings
The Yellow Bird. PG, Galadhrim, drama/humour/romance, multi-part, complete.
Unrequited: Gilraen. PG13, Gilraen-->Elrond, drama/angst, oneshot, complete.

Ouran Host Club
Bee to the Blossom: Tamaki. NC17, Haruhi/Tamaki, humor/erotica, oneshot, complete.
Bee to the Blossom: Mori. NC17, Haruhi/Mori, humor/erotica, oneshot, complete.

Samurai Champloo
Combine and Conquer. NC17, Jin/Fuu/Mugen, drama/erotica, oneshot, complete.
The Kite. PG, Shino, drama/angst, oneshot, complete.

Stargate: Atlantis
A Game Teyla Plays. NC17, Teyla/McKay, oneshot, PWP/porn, complete.
Shibboleth. PG, McKay/Teyla, drabble/oneshot, drama/romance, complete.

Fan art Gallery 1 for various IY stories.
Fan art Gallery 2 for One Less Star.
Fan art Gallery 3 for Blue Heaven.
Fan art Gallery 4 for Between the Shadow and the Soul.
i'll give you handlebars to rule the world
04 December 2008 @ 12:25 am
Blue Heaven Chapter 14 was here.

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feeling: excitedexcited
hearing: Fabulous Thunderbirds - Powerful Stuff
i'll give you handlebars to rule the world
02 February 2007 @ 08:28 pm
So, uh, this started out as a comment-fic for some SGA "Sheppard is boring like whoa" meta, and got... expanded. No one likes to be blue-balled, after all. Here's hoping it's hot and fun. Do let me know what you think, yes?

Rating: NC17
Warnings: het, slight fem dom, implied felching

A Game Teyla Plays
by hardlyfatal

"What... what are you doing?" Rodney's voice stuttered in confused agitation as Teyla, with customary calmness, affixed his limbs to the legs at each corner of the bed with braided cords, her movements smooth and economical. "You're not going to force-feed me an orange or anything, are you?"

Her eyes were placid, but her smile was pure mischief when she stood back to survey her handiwork; Rodney, nude, splayed out before her like a buffet. For a man of such energy, to be pinned down, prone... ah, the possibilities...

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i'll give you handlebars to rule the world
13 December 2006 @ 12:19 pm
This is the other version of my first and only Ouran fic, wherein Haruhi gets Mori to scratch her itch instead of Tamaki. I did both versions because I adore her with either of the boys and couldn't really decide which scenario I preferred. I also wanted to break the typical paradigm of tab-a-into-slot-b that we usually get with het smut.

Tamaki's version of this story is available here.

Mori's version is dedicated to moko_moko for her birthday, because she is the best sister a person could have-- bright, funny, immensely talented. Here's hoping she finds a Mori of her own some day :) (incidentally, she did the art you'll see in the middle of the story)

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i'll give you handlebars to rule the world
15 July 2006 @ 10:46 pm
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Orihime/Ichigo
Warnings: none, really. Just regular het porn. Hopefully good.
Summary: Ichigo's got a devil on his shoulder.
Words: 4,102

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feeling: productiveproductive
hearing: The Mavericks - I Wanna Know
i'll give you handlebars to rule the world
18 June 2006 @ 12:22 am
This is NC17, youall. Humor + crack + smut. Enjoy.

There's also a version where Haruhi turns to Mori instead of Tamaki: that's available here.

Artwork by moko_moko-nee-chan; story dedicated to her for that favour, plus the fact that she's fabulous.

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hearing: Frou Frou - Must Be Dreaming
i'll give you handlebars to rule the world
11 June 2006 @ 06:58 am
This is what I get for listening to Simon and Garfunkle on four hours sleep: weird name associations spawning strange drabbles. This is my first FMA fic, and likely my only; IMO it's so damned good there's no way I can improve on perfection. It's just that there's something so goofy about Roy and I can't resist poking fun where possible.

Rating: PG
Word Count: 200 exactly
Beta: none
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feeling: tiredtired
hearing: Shakira - Hips Don't Lie
i'll give you handlebars to rule the world
21 May 2006 @ 07:24 pm
Good Clean Fun

Ikkaku was in the shower. Keigo had divulged their guest’s whereabouts only as a result of her rather insistent poke to his arm with her pointiest finger, then gone off to sulk and rub his newest bruise. Read more...Collapse )
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hearing: Damien Rice - Woman Like A Man
i'll give you handlebars to rule the world
17 May 2006 @ 01:15 am
Words: 338
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Kanna/Kohaku, if any
Dedication: for the charming numisma, by request. See, no fluff!
Warnings: unbetaed.

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i'll give you handlebars to rule the world
17 May 2006 @ 01:08 am
Words: 860
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Ukitake/Nanao/Shunsui
Dedication: for the delightful and delovely faemous, by request. Hope you like it! :)
Warning: unbetaed.

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02 May 2006 @ 03:28 am
Dedication: for a_hollow_year, because she has a fondness for schmoopy fic featuring the pale lord and his cheerful human barnacle.
Rating: PG for a bit of death. It is Sesshoumaru, after all...
Pairing: Jaken/Ah-Un (no, not really. no pairing at all)
Word count: 536

A Single Soul

Sesshoumaru had, contrary to popular opinion, never been one to slay children. This rogue streak of compassion had been to his downfall, all those years ago; had he killed Inuyasha as a youth, various inconveniences of his life would be thusly eliminated.

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hearing: Snow Patrol - How To Be Dead
i'll give you handlebars to rule the world
02 May 2006 @ 03:19 am
Dedication: for silentrequiem: a PotC/LotR crossover. Hope you like it :)
Rating: PG cuz, well, Jack. Enough said.
Pairing: for the love of Manwe, none. [shudders] Though I do spoof on the VSD by whasserface, a little...
Word count: 686

Jack opened his eyes. The first thing he saw was a little man standing before him, holding what had to be the single largest black pearl in existence.

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hearing: Jason Mraz - Wordplay
i'll give you handlebars to rule the world
22 April 2006 @ 11:25 pm
Pairing: Unohana/Kenpachi
Rating: PG13
Words: 452

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i'll give you handlebars to rule the world
01 April 2006 @ 12:12 am
Rating: G
Pairing: Rin/Shippou
A/N: title from from the poem “Prayer for the 21st Century” by John Marsden

For faemous, March 2006.

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