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Capital One wants to kill the planet

Imagine my surprise when I got a package in the mail today from Capital One. Hmm, it couldn't be an EXCITING OFFER OF CREDIT since I opted out of pre-screened credit card offers.



Also, as you can see, it looked IMPORTANT and also felt like it had GOODIES in it, which surely included more than an offer for a shitty credit card!

I eagerly opened the envelope while imagining what sort of MAGIC PRESENT it contained!!!



WOW! FREE PLASTIC BUBBLE WRAP! What a great way to entice me to open the envelope! And killing two birds with one stone, A GREAT WAY TO KILL THE PLANET TOO!!

Thanks, Capital One! I can't think of a more perfect way to ensure that I will never, ever, even in some parallel universe where I have a goatee and am evil, ever do business with you!

The mouthbreather who came up with this idea should be fired. But I am sure that within your antediluvian earth-hating mole-warren of an organization, this sort of crap is OMG PROMOTION MATERIAL.

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