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the_open_gutter Poll
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alloy_
If you haven't already check out the_open_gutter

Then answer these important questions (which will not effect the plot in the least)

the_open_gutter is the greatest thing since sliced bread?

Hell yeah, it makes me horny ah huh ah huh ah huh
4(18.2%)
Yes, I'm enjoyin the different styles and ideas
16(72.7%)
No, it a horrible ghastly eyesore
0(0.0%)
huh? Open gutter? call a plumber
2(9.1%)

Chris and Georgie are the coolest couple since...

Ron and Hermione (yes even before they became canon)
6(28.6%)
Ron and Harry....(with maybe Hermione as a threesome)
2(9.5%)
Scotty and Uhura (no seriously...)
2(9.5%)
Michael Knight and KITT
2(9.5%)
A Paris Hilton/Britney spears threesome with David Beckham (EWWWWWW)
0(0.0%)
Jenn and Jeremy (The Fitz's) ---aw sweet
3(14.3%)
a hot mama and her boss
1(4.8%)

David Spears is waiting to attack our hero Chris with:

A Runaway Zamboni
2(9.1%)
The wheel spanner from a girlie Lexus truck
4(18.2%)
The body of a varsity Cheerleader
1(4.5%)
A great big ruddy war axe
3(13.6%)
Bugger hitting, he has a GUN!
12(54.5%)

What should Chris do to this pathetic little man?

Let the air out of his girlie Lexus truck tires
1(4.5%)
Hand him over to that Hunky copper (to be dealt with)
1(4.5%)
Thrash him to within an inch of his life and then hand him over to the copper
12(54.5%)
Lock him in the basement and make him listen to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton 24/7
5(22.7%)
Escort him to the Blue Oyster Bar and open the bidding at $10.
3(13.6%)

After the unpleasantries Chris should....

Return to Georgie and shag her senseless.
3(13.6%)
Let the poor girl recover for a week and then shag her senseless
5(22.7%)
Fitzette her ass (technically called shaggin her rotten)
1(4.5%)
Lock her in the basement and make her listen to Barry White (until she's begging to be shagged any which way.)
2(9.1%)
Take her away to an exotic land (and shag her senseless there)
11(50.0%)

This poll is....

Inane
1(4.8%)
mildly amusing
11(52.4%)
This is the shagging option
8(38.1%)
alloy_ should be barred from making anymore
1(4.8%)
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