Smoking makes your hair turn white

Happy endings

I keep promising myself I'll update livejournal when I get a chance, yet when I finally get that chance I realize that there's exponentially more stuff to write about because I've put it off. So I put it off more.

I'll sum up the last year in this way: it's good to finally arrive at the place you've worked your entire life to be. Love, success and true happiness is finally mine.

All the best to you in your respective journeys :)
Smoking makes your hair turn white

My birthday party for the fabulously wealthy!

Cordially inviting all billionaires, Illionaires, toffs, socialites, chaps, robber barons, tycoons, CEO's, fat cats, moguls, imperialists, colonialists, capitalists, industrialists, fat cats, oligarchs, autocrats, aristocrats, barons, duchesses, czars, princes, popes, Jack Nicholson...

To celebrate Mildred's birthday at her estate in the colonies with a night of art, music, DJ's, cigars, fox hunting and social climbing!

Bring a bottle, some crepes, fois gras, man servants, mail order brides, white tigers, scary black robes and candles, etc.

RSVP and dress as though your inheritance is at stake.

NO POOR ALLOWED!!! Please only beg for change at a civil distance from the venue.

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122 Glendale BLVD (Penthouse)
Downtown Los Angeles, CA

Smoking makes your hair turn white


My pal Alyssa asks me out on a 'man-date' last Friday, and we sported our finest menswear and corresponding facial hair.

But when we rocked up to the other side of downtown to pick up our two, similarly gender-confuser friends, the unprecedented happened...

There, at the top of the stairs, was a sizable percentage of my LA massive, in moustaches, launching balloons into space and shouting 'Surprise!' at me.

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I think I probably stood there in shock for about an hour before they all got me drunk enough to come blubber at them about how awesome they were. They'd all pitched in and got me around 10 boxes of Franzia, too! It was truly like a baby shower. But with more BEARDS.

I am so, so fortunate to have such amazing friends (on both sides of the pond, at that!). Most of you guys aren't on LJ, but to those who are...thank you so much. It is seriously one of the nicest things anyone has ever done for me :)