and I am nothing of a builder,

"I can never say what I want to say, it's been like this for a while now. I try to say something, but all I get are the wrong words - the wrong words or the exact opposite words from what I mean. I try to correct myself, and that only makes it worse. I lose track of what I was trying to say to begin with. It's like I'm split in two and playing tag with myself. One half is chasing the other half around this big, fat post. The other me has the right words, but this me can't catch her.

"Does this make any sense to you?"

Wow, this the first time I have read a book and completely identify with what a character in it says, right down to the letter.

Come to think of it, this is the first time I have read purely for pleasure since June last year during the holidays - I think this may the the start of something wonderful.

Anyways, back to study - the fun filled world of advanced torts awaits! *KILLS SELF*

sighhh, stupid uni DOOM. stupid phlegmmy coughy doom. DOOM. stacks a plenty! sporadic insanity! pie in the face! broken thumbs! WHEE!

I listen to She Wants Revenge on repeat - "darkwave", yes or no?

*PASSES OUT FROM LAW*

Out of boredom, am replaying all the games I haven't played for 10000000 years (or more possibly, 3 or so)... should be fun times!

- Onimusha: Warlords (Takashi Kaneshiro = sex)
- Onimusha 2
- Onimusha 3
- Devil May Cry & DMC 2/3 (DANTE FTW!!!!111!!!!!00!)
- Paradise Eve 1 & 2
- Shadow of Destiny
- Unlimited Saga (Squaresoft pre Square Enix insanity... never actually played it but ehh, why not!)
- The Bouncer (again as per above... meh)
- Fear Effect

...should be busy, nerdy times no?

In other news, I am still a woman.

Forget all the previous statements.

I am a silly girl who doesn't really have much if anything to worry about - I think things are fine. I hope so anyway.

Steph is very tired. Here's a meme to round off the day/start a new one.

If I were a month, I'd be: June (to rhyme with "loon" - vidz knows what I mean ;))

If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Wednesday

If I were a time of day, I'd be: 2am

If I were a planet, I'd be: Saturn

If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A baby jellyfish

If I were a direction, I'd be: Between east and west - smack bang in the middle.

If I were a sin, I'd be: Envy

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A chaise longue

If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Jeanne D'arc

If I were a liquid, I'd be: Miraculous, mercurial mercury!

If I were a tree, I'd be: A cherry blossom tree

If I were a bird, I'd be: A hummingbird.

If I were a tool, I'd be: A screwdriver.... no wait. A wrench.

If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Foxgloves - little foxy mittens.

If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Sunny, with big puffy clouds.

If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: A unicorn ("I was born a unicorn, I missed the ark but I could have sworn...")

If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: A viola.

If I were an animal, I'd be: An arab mare.

If I were a material, I'd be: Chiffon.

If I were a color, I'd be: (Pastel) Yellow :P

If I were an emotion, I'd be: Ennui, with a smidge of hysterical angst

If I were a vegetable, I'd be: A zucchini flower.

If I were a sound, I'd be: A piano flourish.

If I were an element, I'd be: Water - droplets/sprinkles of the aforementioned.

If I were a car, I'd be: The Pussy Wagon from Kill Bill :P

If I were a song, I'd be: Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk - Rufus Wainwright.

If I were a movie, I'd be: I <3 Huckabees

If I were a book, I'd be: Prep - Curtis Sittenfeld.

If I were a food, I'd be: A cantonese custard tart.

If I were a place, I'd be: Hong Kong.

If I were a taste, I'd be: Cinnamon.

If I were a scent, I'd be: Hydrangeas in summertime.

If I were a religion, I'd be: Catholicism meets Hinduism.

If I were a word, I'd be: Convoluted

If I were an object, I'd be: A rocking horse.

If I were a body part, I'd be: Dimples on the lower back

If I were a facial expression I'd be: A perplexed "huh"?

If I were a subject in school, I'd be: English, always.

If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Cookie Kwan from the Simpsons - "You buy now!!!"

If I were a shape, I'd be: A prism

If I were a number, I'd be: 19.

That is all... ughhh.

You are all wonderful.

It had to be said.

1. Made out for more than 3 minutes? yes...
2. Slept in a different bed? yes... I really should take to crtiquing each bed I slurm around in.
3. Made out in a movie theatre? NO! NO TO THIS BADNESS!
4. Made out with 2 different people in one night? yes... sadly.
5. Thought your cousin was hot? eww considering I'm the second oldest, no.
6. Been in love? okay IGNORING THIS QUESTION.
7. Slept in? hahaha... yes.
8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex? ....NEVER.
9. Gone over the speed limit? lol. yes.
10. Painted your room? alas and alack have been denied this small pleasure.

11. Drove a car? ouioui.
12. Danced in front of your mirror? I LIVE TO DANCE!
13. Gotten a hickey? ....mebbe
14. Been dumped? ummm... BLURRY LINES!
15. Stolen money from a friend? nope
16. Gotten in a car with people you just met? yes hahaha - and such things like "poonandos" are created at such times.
17. Been in a fist fight? nope - although my ex bestie and I when we were little would get into "faux fights". which was fun.
18. Snuck out of your house? ...maybe?
19. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yes.
20. Been arrested? noo thank god.

21. Made out with a stranger? umm... what about a relative stranger?
22. Left your house with out telling your parents? yes. oh god late night trysts.
23. Had a crush on your neighbor? a little :P
24. Ditched school to do something more fun? yeah, but I was sick at the time - and not the fun kind of sick!
25. Slept in a bed with a member of the same or opposite sex? yes.
26. Seen someone die? no.
27. Been on a plane? umm I'm in perth now and was in HK before - I'm thinking yes!
28. Kissed a picture? UGH. yes.
29. Slept in until 3? ...maybe?
30. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yes
31. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes.
32. Made a snow angel? yes! corderoy pants + snow though = damp little kid.
33. Played dress up? hello, I'm a girl.
34. Cheated while playing a game? nope! where's the fun in that?
35. Been lonely? yeah.
36. Fallen asleep at work/school? yesss
37. Gotten Drunk? HAHAHA what a stupid question.
38. Felt an earthquake? ...sort of? there was a massive one in japan and we felt some of the aftershocks in HK.
39. Touched a snake? YES! hahahaha that is a funny story for another time
40. Ran a red light? ...yes

41. Been suspended from school? nooo.
42. Had detention? mais oui, but of course!
43. Been in a car? her name is bluebluecatchoo.
44. Hated the way you look? oh yes - self loathing woot woot!
45. Witnessed a crime? well I saw a 2 litre puddle of blood on the ground in northies once outside the church - I'm thinking that's a semi-yes.
46. Been lost? HAHAHA... one time I ended up with 3 very drunk people in yanchep when the goal was to head to the city from kallaroo - you tell me!
47. Been to the opposite side of the country? yeps!
48. Felt like dying from embarrassment? all the time - although less dying and more disappearing in a puff of smoke to somewhere farrr away.
49. Cried yourself to sleep? oui oui.
50. Sang karaoke? hello? I'm from hong kong - it's the national pastime.

51. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? yes.
52. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? lol yes - infamous moment of diet coke coming out of nose then stacking it over a post.
53. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes... snow tastes like happy.
54. Kissed in the rain? nope!
55. Sung in the shower? I dance!
56. Had a dream that you married someone? yes.
57. Played getting married? actually... yes! although I was the minister at the grand old age of seven
58. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? que?
59. Ever gone to school partially nude? never!!!
60. Been a.... a hoe? a "hoe"? no I have not raked leaves or churned dirt.

61. Sat on a roof top? yess..
62. Didn't take a shower for a week? ewwwww no.
63. Ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone? yes...
64. Played chicken? HAHAHA once or twice with davy... but it got too disturbing after a while.
65. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No
66. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yes...
67. Broken a bone? umm... cracked both patella counts?
68. Been easily amused? very muchly so!
69. Laugh so hard you cry? lol yes - the last time this happened was when showing friends azis (aka the weirdest but most awesome guy I have ever seen through the magic of the internetzzz)
70. Cheated on a test? yes. maths is the bane of my lyfe!



71. Forgotten someone's name? yes... and more often than not it gets to the point where am too embarrassed to ask what it was.
72. Blacked out from drinking? oh yes... WOOHOO FOR STEPH ON A DRUNK RAMPAGE!
73. Played a prank on someone? HAHAHAHA yes.
74. Gone to a late night movie? yes!
75. Made love to anything not human? ummm... no?
76. Failed a class? ...yes.
77. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? not that I know of... although I WAS dared to deep throat a banana one very drunk night (don't ask)
78. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? no....???
79. Cheated on a girlfriend/boyfriend? no.
80. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? lo siento, but I am no american!

81. Thrown strange objects? mayyybe.
82. Felt like someone? umm I guess so!
83. Thought about running away? no.
84. Ran away? HAHAHAHA yes - when I was six I "ran away" to the front yard after packing only books and getting distracted by the saddle club.
85. Had detention and not attend it? umm... colour me embarrassed!
86. Made parents cry? yes.
87. Cried over someone? yes. it makes me SO ANGRY.
88. Owned more than 5 sharpies? YES. LOVE SHARPIES!
89. Dated someone more than once? ehhh... complicated.
90. Have a dog? yes - two in fact!

91. Own an instrument? electric guitar (whether I can play it is another story), piano
92. Been in a band? I was for a week, until we dissolved when we realised our songs were rubbish
93. Drank 25 sodas in a day? yes... now that was painful.
94. Broken a cd? Yes
95. Shot a gun? yes - and can I say, recoil is pain.
96. Been on myspace for more than 5 hours? yess. well, facebook maybe
98. Have a major crush on someone right now? Ehhhh
99. Have a religion? CATHOLICISM WOO. and the kingdom, power and glory shall be something something.

In other news, ASSIGNMENT AND PRESENTATIONS DAY AFTER EACH OTHER. BASTARDS.

Lots of drinksies with girlies = good

Hangover = bad

Going to Burswood at 3.30am = worse

Discussing Australian politics with another Law student in Mustang Bar over jagerbombs = priceless.

Here's a thingy courtesy of Tommikins (aka braaaawn):

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your LJ along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.

1. Boyz In Da Hood - Dynamite Hack (LOL white boys singing rap... so I threw a right cross and knocked his old ass out!)
2. Rules and Regulations - Rufus Wainwright (purdy)
3. Melt With Your Heart - Jenny Lewis with the Watson Twins
4. Autumn In New York - Madeleine Peyroux
5. The Girl That Wanted To Be God - Manic Street Preachers (love this song so fucking much)
6. Lloyd, I'm Ready To Be Heartbroken - Camera Obscura
7. Spite and Malice - Placebo (cut the deck, queen's left for dead)

lol... Vidz, this list of songs has a definate flavour of you ;)

Exams eat my soul. As does Facebook.

All I can say is I better get a gineous grade for this case analysis thing (hard to achieve since I haven't listened to the revision lecture yet... ARGH). I wrote a letter to someone partially in french... that's how tired I am. I didn't take french, not taking french now and probably won't in the immediate future so you can guess the quality of my skillz.

" I think I might have to pass out now sans refreshment time at BP - NO PIE V CHICKO ROLL TONIGHT! :P if you wanna walk down together tommorow/you need a lift just text me I should be going down at around 12 or so - GOOD LUCK! DON'T FORGET YOUR JOIE DE VIE! *yes that's what happens when I'm v tired I start guffing on in french ahahahaha - VIVE LA FRANCE! VOULEZ VOUS UN PETIT PEU VALIUM?!*"

...oh GOD I AM SO FUCKED AND NOT IN AN AWESOME WAY.