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No Swayze? No Wayze! [Sep. 15th, 2009|02:19 pm]
My friends and I have been busy changing our Gmail status messages since finding out about the death of Patrick Swayze yesterday afternoon. Perhaps you'd like to see a smattering of the best.

Dead Dawn
Donnie Darkorpse
Dirty Napping
Alert his Next of Kin
"I thought you'd be deader"
"I carried a watermelon...to the grave"
Nobody puts Baby in a coroner
I feel his breath in my face, dead body close to me
To Worm Food, thanks for everything, Julie Newmar
Point Break of no return
Road Hearse
 "Pancreas don't hurt"

[User Picture]From: kristenjarrod
2009-09-16 05:08 am (UTC)
wow at the worm food one.
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[User Picture]From: mister_punchy
2009-09-16 07:22 pm (UTC)
No change necessary for "Ghost."
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[User Picture]From: _wendybird_
2009-09-17 12:22 am (UTC)
That was my very first one, but I didn't know if it was good enough to make my LJ entry cut.
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[User Picture]From: serialkeller
2009-09-16 08:08 pm (UTC)
Nobody puts Baby in a coroner... how has this not come up yet. Genius. GENIUS.
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[User Picture]From: _wendybird_
2009-09-17 12:06 am (UTC)
That one's my husband's. I wondered if "Nobody puts Baby in a coroner's van" would be better...
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From: banacek
2009-09-17 11:24 am (UTC)
I thought Joe Villain phrased it best with: "Nobody puts Swayze in a casket."
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[User Picture]From: _wendybird_
2009-09-17 08:32 pm (UTC)
Whoa. I hadn't seen that.

His entries are so awesomely dark that the Villain part of his name works.
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