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Friday, February 16th, 2007

Dear Windows,

Thank you very much for your diligence, however, I do not need you to tell me when a program I’m running is not responding. The reason for this is simple: I know when they’re not responding. Do you know how I know? BECAUSE THEY”RE NOT RESPONDING!

The next time you run such a message, I will be forced to hunt down your mum and rearrange her until she fits in 2’ x 1' 8’’ suitcase. Then I will notify you to watch for a “package” in the mail..

Yours respectfully,

_watchtower_ The Mum Stuffer

PS Please also stop telling me you will End Program Now…when you won’t. It’s just rude.
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