Tags: muzak

buck-tick: taboo

You've got to be cruel to be kind

I love you all. I really, really do.

But you need to hear this.

It is perhaps the worst rendition of a Christmas carol, ever. Everevereverever.

I do not know from whence it came, the theories are many.

But I do know that whether it is an honest murder, or prankish butchery, it made my day and hopefully will add a little je ne sais quoi to yours.

I propose a treatment in which regular doses of this rendition would be administered as immunization against shittymallmusic-itis which strikes down so many of our youngest and brightest each X-mas season...

Also, as per the pluralistic assuagism of our time, I will begin circulating a petition to have this man, whom I refer to as His Majesty, the Ear Assassin, slaughter: Maoz Tzur (Rock of Ages) and Back to the Island

Peace, love, and eggnog :)

//_watchtower_ out