_watchtower_ (_watchtower_) wrote,

  • Mood:
  • Music:

Finally! The CELIA3000XL is HERE!!!

Item number: 10101010
Current bid: 1700.00 USD (Reserve not met)
Time left: How long you got?
Start time: 10:00 am
Ends: Hopefully at 6..
History: 4 bids
Item location: Swively Chair, Cube 6, Montreal, QC
Ships to: Anywhere with decent action
Seller: BoredAtWork69

Celia3000XL comes hermetically sealed in a suave, clear-fronted box, ready for display. But why keep this fabulous piece of merchandise in its case! The Celia3000XL was made to be played with. With fully articulated limbs and joints, human voice simulator, and realistic sense of humor you’ll think you were interacting with a Live Person!
But ACT NOW! Though this model is more sturdy than the 2000TS, cubical life is the enemy of all Celias. Once the Bored-rot sets in it’s worse than water damage on your Superman #1!
Tags: i'm sooooo boooooored
  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.