Tick Tock Goes the Kitchen Clock or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Read the Bhagavad-Gita*.
Tell your wife an’ kids you love ‘em, then grab a beer, put a paper bag over your head and lie on the floor ‘cause:
We’ve only got about 5 more minutes until..
* I prefer this alternative to Oppenheimer’s oft quoted verse:
"I am all-devouring Death, the source of what is to come"