F--k you, motherf--ker, I'll poison your food.

Words to Live By

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ATTN ALL! Many entries are now friends-only, so if you want to see, add me, and maybe I add you back.

I'm Gwen. I'm currently residing in Seattle, WA for sh!ts and giggles. I frequently ponder heading back East. My interests include food and fluffy-haired Moonmen. I also like movies. Some claim my interests include salt-water fish, but this is false.

"...and don’t ever ask where [I'm] going or where [I've] been." - Dan Savage

"A mouth that praises and a hand that kills." - Arabic proverb


"I am Jack's smirking revenge."

-Fight Club-


"Don't fuck with me now - I am Ahab!"

"The possibility of physical and mental breakdown is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride."

-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas-


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