I feel at lose ends right now. I am wandering this useless planet, with a bunch of brainless natives, and I am BORED OUT OF MY MIND. There isn't even anything worth stealing acquiring here. I am currently going it solo, although I wouldn't mind a partner in crime for my endeavors.
I have ditched Q. It seemed like a good idea at the time was for the best. I mean, come on. The guy's an asshole. He almost let me have sex with his SON for pete's sake. The kid is like nine years old or something. That is just sick. I do have standards, you know.
Jean-Luc is looking kind of cute. I wonder if he'll let me on his ship again. I could use a free ride would like to see him again. I have my reasons.