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If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

Answer me, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

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I'll be leaving to the beach tomorrow with girls! Woot!
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Be prepared to laugh HARD that your boss could hear you!


A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time
The smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more
amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained
to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court!

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this; When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and
I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big
Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost

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After ordering the upgraded speech processor, Freedom, to celebrate a new freedom (unless it's promising); I'm giving myself a debate in between making a decision on whether to get an iPhone or the 6th generation iPod, since I, as well, will receive an accessory which is Personal Audio Cable for simple connection to an iPod®, Walkman®, portable radio or other battery-operated audio products. I've never had an iPod of my own.

I have limited funds, though I spend my money wisely. The new processor costs $7,850, however, it turns out that I probably will not have to pay for it at all. I want to get an iPod to enjoy the music more. Waiting for the final decision results from Cochlear Americas.

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At Walmart

This image:

As I took a walk directly to pharmacy inside Walmart, I caught a glimpse of one of the newly arrived dvds on rack and this horrific image on the dvd case cover almost got me creepied out. It looked like it's about to attack me. Some people around me this time might could've seen me like that. Then, I laughed inside. It's very rare.

I'm sure it gives the same effect upon you as you look at it without seeing it coming.
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Your beliefs

I know those are just pagan observations, but...

Even though there's no real evidence for Jesus Christ's exact birth date, when do you believe his birthday was? It's common for people to believe that Jesus was born on December 25. If you have to disagree that it's common, color me wrong. ;)

Due to doing research on my own, he was born sometime in the early autumn, not December. It's not likely for shepherds to be out in the fields with their sheep flocks overnight at that time of the year, and also the Roman Caesar wouldn't command people who were inclinced to revolt against him to take a trip in the dead of winter to register. According to the trip Mary and Joseph were taking to Bethlehem, the city of their firstborn's birth to be registered, those are good reasons not to believe that his birth had occurred on December 25.

Do you agree or disagree? Why or why not?

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