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fic(let): intervention

Jul. 10th, 2009 | 11:49 pm

woe woe, dialup woe, etc. however, moving on from my intermittently updated whinging of the past while (new real internet eta = some unknown time after july 15th. see how zen i am about this? see How ZEN i AM ALSO CALm and... um ahem. anyway!)

after work but before leaving the joys of a fast(ish) connection, i peeked at this c_regalis post. pictures of callum in a show i have not seen! but you know. still pretty hot, for a serial killer with iffy facial hair. as i recall - i can't load the images at home, because: < 53Kbps oh wait not talking about that tonight *stops*

oh, anyway, i was mean. see thread for context. however, ms regalis is meaner. hmph!

reposting snippets of silly fic for my own reference and also so i don't *only* post about the internet i hardly have - oh. hmm. well. one out of two ain't bad?Collapse )

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part two of ? [RPF/S, hugh/callum, and p.s. i am a Bad Person]

Apr. 16th, 2009 | 02:08 am

(part 1)

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RPF/S commentfic

Apr. 16th, 2009 | 12:55 am

caused by c_regalis and this (the?) picture headstones tourbus shennanigans.Collapse )

(part two)

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fic: RPS C6D hugh/callum

Dec. 4th, 2008 | 12:16 pm

so. belmanoir said:

if you write callum and hugh fucking on the crab boat in an attempt to overcome hugh's phobia, i will love you FOREVER. you can make as many seaman jokes as you want! it's apparently callum who hates the puns, not me.

sort of a sequel to what i am now calling Under the Sea.


hugh/callum and, um. minor cameos from people and boats featured on the best show about crab fishing in the bering sea ever, deadliest catch. (sig hansen is the grumpy captain of the f/v northwestern. edgar hansen is one of his brothers and also the deck boss. and also hot. if you like that kind of thing. which apparently i do!). i never much bother with disclaimers - do i need to note that this is all made up? (i would hope that was kind of obvious!)

about 1800 words. R. many thanks to the lovely zabira for beta <3. as ever i had some problems with the title. all crappitude is mine mine all mine.

Callum & Hugh Fuck On A boatCollapse )

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fic: favourite things

Oct. 25th, 2008 | 07:37 pm

dear mrs_laugh_track, this is all your fault. you will know why! [eta: important missing information i missed. in fact belmanoir is at least 50% to blame for this concept. see here for an explanation!]

title: favourite things
words: 2000
other stuff: hugh/callum R-ish rps.

warm woollen mittens tokanzenhanzai and zabira for beta and encouragement. thanks guys <3

raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens?Collapse )

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fic: the name of the game

Aug. 26th, 2008 | 02:24 am

hd/ckr, about 1040 words, R

notes:
pre-HCL on tour with the headstones. many thank yous to brynnmck for beta. ♥ despite being short this was 80% done almost two years back, and was intended for buzzylittleb (who i think has seen a previous version). i hope you still want it, insect!

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1the original title was worse: it was "terms of endearment". but i kind of like the abba song (shut up!) so...

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Jun. 30th, 2008 | 11:43 pm

i am unproductive tonight! at least, in the ways i had intended to be productive. possibly because today there were eleven hours of VAT returns, which means eleven hours of excel. blech!

*trots off to bed* oh. but first:

regarding discussion today on this subject: if-callum-is-in-LA-filming-californication, does-he-stay-at-hugh's-LA-crash-pad?

and given that i understand that hugh is in toronto... la la la *commits ficlet* (streets, this is partly your fault!)

600 words of hugh/callum. my tin hat, she is FIRMLY affixed at this time!Collapse )

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fic for mal's birthday - Calculate the Damage

May. 13th, 2008 | 11:01 pm

mal said:

Hugh's hotness is so great, it defies the laws of physics.

That's really, really hot.

It makes him dangerous, but he can't really help it.


♥ to brynnmck for a super-speedy beta. 950 words and suitable for people who aren't children or canadian actors/musicians.

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fic! er. apologies in advance.

Apr. 30th, 2008 | 11:22 pm

this time i blame c_regalis. because she asked for it!

you know the score - shameless rps crack based upon my obsessions of the moment. 1800 words, pg unless you have an allergy, and beta'd by the lovely llassah.

untitled - but in my head, homer simpson is singing 'under the sea'!Collapse )

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three things i want plus fluff and fic

Jan. 7th, 2008 | 08:02 pm

#1 hugh dillon in striped flannel pyjamas, with the sleeves rolled up and the top two buttons undone, the waist cord hanging loose so they sit a bit low on his hips and the material rumples around his feet, bed-head hair, morning stubble and scrunched up eyes. um. because. yum.

#2 less lobsters in my life, more hours in the day and some panel ideas for bitchinparty (brain go creeeeeak).

#3 more HD/CKR in which they are BFF and ridiculously boy-type boys but callum flirts like crazy anyway and even though hugh is still pretty convinced he is 100% straight but at the same time he reallyreallyreally likes callum and he can't really help flirting back so callum teases him quite shamelessly with it and hugh gets squirmy and goes red and gets a bit gruff but he still joins in anyway because it's callum and - well. oh, BOYS. ♥

in the meanwhile, i wrote myself hugh/callum fluff: PG, 962 words [ETA: because someone at work left a bottle of this stuff sitting on their desk today.] bubbling underCollapse )

and now i will hie me to some persuaders fic and possibly popcorn. mmm, buttery danny and br- hey, brain! the butter goes on the burgi popcorn!
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