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Jan. 23rd, 2012 | 08:36 pm

tardington is writing sherlock fic:

Sherlock screamed as he was devoured by a grizzly bear. He felt extra sad that Watson had been eaten too, and also Mycroft. Even that guy Moriarty who had the same voice as the guy from the IT crowd had been eaten. Who's idea had been the mystery-themed cycling trip across alaska...?

Back in london the wee old cleaning lady (land lady? what was the deal with her?) laughed evily.

THE END FOR EVER.

ps Lestrade gets eaten as well. Twice!


my head hurts.
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Oct. 16th, 2010 | 11:00 pm

for kanzenhanzai, since she asked (during an email exchange about deadliest catch badfic) -

I'd like to know about Sig's morning torments, please.

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(for context)

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untitled watchmen snippetling. danger: fluff

Jun. 2nd, 2010 | 12:01 am

snippets. of, um. lets say rorschach & daniel or rorschach/daniel (daniel doesn't know either, and it's not a subject rorschach cares to discuss).

in which groceries are boughtCollapse )

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fic: hustle

Mar. 14th, 2010 | 09:02 pm

760 words of Hustle fic(let), vaguely season 3, no warnings applicable. for belmanoir, who is in great part responsible for my sudden tumble for this show and fandom. thanks to mrs_laugh_track for taking a shuftie at it first.

“Since when does Ash get it on with an actual woman?” Danny askedCollapse )

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it has been more joy day for 8 minutes here!

Jan. 14th, 2010 | 12:10 am

(eta: and someone gave me a poetic profile polar bear - thank you someone!)
dear kanzenhanzai! remember last week when you typed this in an email? Tell me about the time Hugh repelled Vikings from Toronto all by himself! well, as it turns out, my memory is broken, because i wrote this instead: ficlet is hereCollapse )

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fic(let): intervention

Jul. 10th, 2009 | 11:49 pm

woe woe, dialup woe, etc. however, moving on from my intermittently updated whinging of the past while (new real internet eta = some unknown time after july 15th. see how zen i am about this? see How ZEN i AM ALSO CALm and... um ahem. anyway!)

after work but before leaving the joys of a fast(ish) connection, i peeked at this c_regalis post. pictures of callum in a show i have not seen! but you know. still pretty hot, for a serial killer with iffy facial hair. as i recall - i can't load the images at home, because: < 53Kbps oh wait not talking about that tonight *stops*

oh, anyway, i was mean. see thread for context. however, ms regalis is meaner. hmph!

reposting snippets of silly fic for my own reference and also so i don't *only* post about the internet i hardly have - oh. hmm. well. one out of two ain't bad?Collapse )

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part two of ? [RPF/S, hugh/callum, and p.s. i am a Bad Person]

Apr. 16th, 2009 | 02:08 am

(part 1)

this is why i should not be encouragedCollapse )
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RPF/S commentfic

Apr. 16th, 2009 | 12:55 am

caused by c_regalis and this (the?) picture headstones tourbus shennanigans.Collapse )

(part two)

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2008 fic roundup thing

Jan. 19th, 2009 | 02:30 am

hmmm. i can't decide if i wrote more or less than i thought last year. 2009 plan: write more things. try and write more things that are not crack. actually break 2000 word limit???

in chronological order:

untitled snippet of Long Way Down RPS (yes. I KNOW. and i am sorry!) - RPS, Ewan McGregor/Charley Boorman, 234 words, Rish [Long Way Down explained]

Bubbling Under - C6D RPS, HD/CKR, 962 words, PG

untitled snippet - Tin Man, Zero/Askadelia's underwear, 280 words, PG

Under The Sea - C6D RPS, HD/CKR, 1800 words, PG

Calculate the Damage - C6D RPS, HD/CKR, 950 words, R

untitled if-callum-is-in-LA-filming-californication, does-he-stay-at-hugh's-LA-crash-pad? fic - C6D RPS, HD/CKR, 600 words, PG [edited to fix link]

Five Things Joe Has Used For Lube - HCL, Joe/Billy, 530 words, NC17

The Name of the Game - C6D RPS, HD/CKR, 1040 words, R

untitled Hard Core Logo birthday crackfic for mrs_laugh_track - HCL, Joe/Billy, 1600 words, no warnings i think

Callumfornia Uber Alles - C6D RPS, HD/CKR , 347 words, [this is actually f-locked, for, erm, Reasons. sorry?]

Favourite Things - C6D RPS, HD/CKR, 2000 words, Rish

untitled team!fic - Flashpoint, 745 words, perhaps a tiny bit cracky

Callum & Hugh Fuck On A Boat - C6D RPS, HD/CKR, 1800 words, R (sequel to Under The Sea)

HD/CKR; Jo/Billie [HCL genderfuck cheerleading AU!]; deadliest catch - three dubious drabbles

(that WIP meme is here. i finished one of them, anyway, so do i get cookie?)
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fic: RPS C6D hugh/callum

Dec. 4th, 2008 | 12:16 pm

so. belmanoir said:

if you write callum and hugh fucking on the crab boat in an attempt to overcome hugh's phobia, i will love you FOREVER. you can make as many seaman jokes as you want! it's apparently callum who hates the puns, not me.

sort of a sequel to what i am now calling Under the Sea.


hugh/callum and, um. minor cameos from people and boats featured on the best show about crab fishing in the bering sea ever, deadliest catch. (sig hansen is the grumpy captain of the f/v northwestern. edgar hansen is one of his brothers and also the deck boss. and also hot. if you like that kind of thing. which apparently i do!). i never much bother with disclaimers - do i need to note that this is all made up? (i would hope that was kind of obvious!)

about 1800 words. R. many thanks to the lovely zabira for beta <3. as ever i had some problems with the title. all crappitude is mine mine all mine.

Callum & Hugh Fuck On A boatCollapse )

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