undercover-undiscovered-underutilised-underwear (_unhurt_) wrote,

and the unscheduled updates about anything except death continue

next on my kindle reading list:

Wesley Crusher: Teenage Fuck Machine

"an edifying fable in which the Enterprise's resident rascal has a sexual awakening during a threesome with a barbed-penised cat man. Also, Captain Jean Luc Picard is walloped in the gonads."

"What is the meaning of this?" said Captain Picard.

Wesley stopped fucking and turned around to look directly at none other than Captain Jean Luc Picard.

"Sup Picard?" said Wesley.

"An orgy aboard the holodeck?" shouted Picard, "This is an outrage!"


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