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"The Lights"
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Found spam art:

"dear sir/ms:
we are a professional lighting company in China.
we supply indoor lamps and outdoor lamps.
if you were interested in lamps,please touch us.
we hope we can take a cooperation in the future.

best wishes!
fanny poon"

I will have to name a character in a story "Fanny Poon." Well, I *was* interested in lamps, when I didn't have enough lamps, so I suppose it's only logical to touch you...
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Bad Spam Can Be Funny
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When you know it's been written by a 40-year old guy still living in his mom's basement who's never even gotten to second base:

"Our database has matched you up with 2 new beauties
who have just signed up:

Caroline- 5'5, blonde, 105lbs, 34c

Melanee- 5'9, dark hair, tanned, 112lbs, 34bb

Please check them out live, online now."
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