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_towhateverend_

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lolz

More IM spam? Yep.

MattJacksIt0ff: anymore questions?
whea owns it: yeah.
whea owns it: why are you still breathing?
MattJacksIt0ff: you bitch.

whea owns it: pets
MattJacksIt0ff: don't fucking touch me!

whea owns it: sigh.
whea owns it: restarts opera.
MattJacksIt0ff: lmfao you know there's a "continue from last time" option in Opera right? so when you close it, when you open it all the same tabs and sites you were at come right back?
whea owns it: yes.
MattJacksIt0ff: mk.
whea owns it: it's just a pain in my ass because i have to relogin all my shit
MattJacksIt0ff: it can be helpful, but if you're on a porn site it might be embarassing the next time someone starts it up.
whea owns it: ...
MattJacksIt0ff: LMFAO
whea owns it: yes, i happen to peruse the pornography quite often my dear matthew.
MattJacksIt0ff: LMAO.
MattJacksIt0ff: Me too!
MattJacksIt0ff: I WANT WENTWORTH IN ME!
MattJacksIt0ff: Did you know that?
whea owns it: i hate you.

MattJacksIt0ff: I WANNA SEE THE MOVIE STEP-UP BECAUSE CHANNING TATUM IS HOT AND I WANT HIM IN ME.

MattJacksIt0ff: Eat chex mix with the lord.
whea owns it: ROFL
MattJacksIt0ff: LMAO.
whea owns it: START YOUR DAY OFF THE HOLY WAY WITH CHRIST CHEX.
MattJacksIt0ff: R O F L.
whea owns it: -SINGS INCOHERENTLY WHILE STUFFING FACE-
whea owns it: and then a midget jumps out of the box...
whea owns it: with angel wings tied on their back.
whea owns it: "Good morning, life is beautiful, blah blah fucking blah, CAN I GET PAID NOW?"
MattJacksIt0ff: LMAO.
whea owns it: and you read the box, and it says...
whea owns it: "Sorry, we can't afford real angels anymore. SUBSTITUTES ADDED! NO PRESERVATIVES!"
MattJacksIt0ff: LMAO!
whea owns it: ROFL.
whea owns it: god that was so fucked up.
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