Kali (_thirty2flavors) wrote,

So as of Children of Earth there seem to be several vacant positions in Torchwood 2 or 3 or whatever the hell number the one in Cardiff was. Luckily bazcat89 and I have found the perfect Torchwood employee.

Dwight K. Schrute

Aside from his clear interest in defending the Earth from supernatural threats, we also believe he has several of the neccessary characteristics of a Torchwood employee. Such as:

He is strong.

He is skilled with weapons.

He is willing to strip, which is clearly part of Torchwood's job description.

He has great reaction time.

He can cry mantears with the best of them.

He has witty one-liners to replace Ianto's.

He flirts with coworkers.

And perhaps most importantly of all:

He has already been caught by a coworker having sex in the office.

Thus concludes that revelation. I am sure Torchwood's HR team will review this and contact the individual with a job offer immediately.
Tags: liz and kali's wonderful canon, torchwood: failing since 1879
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