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24 August 2009 @ 09:49 pm
and it's gonna be totally awesome  
I'm writing a fic with goldy_dollar and I find the process kind of hilarious. The last collab I did was with wild_sibyl and we were basically on the same wavelength the whole time. With Frances it seems to be more like:

Frances: I think we should show him getting better.
Kali: Let's have him set fire to an orphanage.
Frances: ...Or he could go to dinner at Jackie's.
Frances: ...Um...

Apparently Harry Potter didn't rid of me of my "LOL ANGST IS FUN" thing as well as I had hoped.

And now, a poll of SCIENCE! Because I know you missed my polls.

Ten's crowning moment of hypocritical douchebaggery was totally...

"Rose Tyler, defender of the Earth!" vs "YOU WORK FOR TORCHWOOD?"
Bitching at Martha for working the job that he got her
Every time he yells at someone for committing and/or attempting genocide
Bitching at Martha for threatening to sacrifice her own planet for the sake of the universe
"No second chances, I'm that sort of a man! Unless you're the Daleks. Or the Master. Particularly if you're the Master."
"You're wrong, Jack. But wasn't Rose adorable when she was an all-powerful Time Vortex-riddled glowy God? :D"
Bitching out Cloen for killing the Daleks. Again.
Going out of his way to avoid post-COE Jack in all his crying, coffee-drinking glory
nothing but the rain: who | 10 | born againwild_sibyl on August 25th, 2009 04:39 am (UTC)
I really like the first one... because I love how Torchwood is somehow alternately good or evil depending on whether or not Rose is involved. I feel as if he views UNIT the same way. 10,000 dollars saying that if Rose worked for UNIT he would just smile proudly and then giver her a hug.

I sort of wish there was a .gif of Ten stabbing a puppy.
Kali: voice of a nightingale_thirty2flavors on August 25th, 2009 04:44 am (UTC)
To be fair, I generally think of Pete's Torchwood as a thousand times more competent than Jack's Torchwood. If someone told me they had built Jack's Torchwood in my honour, I'd be offended.

But it's also partly because he's just a big hypocrite about all things Rose.

That would be a fascinating gif.
Sarah: TARDIS!elirrina on August 25th, 2009 11:56 am (UTC)
I kind of feel like it would be difficult not to be more competent than Jack's Torchwood... :D
Kali_thirty2flavors on August 26th, 2009 12:29 am (UTC)
PRETTY MUCH! Having more than like five employees might help, too.
Kalleah: bitch pleasekalleah on August 26th, 2009 12:10 am (UTC)
If someone told me they had built Jack's Torchwood in my honour, I'd be offended.

Truth! "THIS is what you think of when you think of me? Here, let me go find a Dalek to zap me out of existence."