Frances: I think we should show him getting better.
Kali: Let's have him set fire to an orphanage.
Frances: ...Or he could go to dinner at Jackie's.
Kali: OH. OH, WHAT IF HE STABS A PUPPY?
Apparently Harry Potter didn't rid of me of my "LOL ANGST IS FUN" thing as well as I had hoped.
And now, a poll of SCIENCE! Because I know you missed my polls.
Ten's crowning moment of hypocritical douchebaggery was totally...
"Rose Tyler, defender of the Earth!" vs "YOU WORK FOR TORCHWOOD?"
Bitching at Martha for working the job that he got her
Every time he yells at someone for committing and/or attempting genocide
"NEVER WASTE TIME ON A HUG!"
Bitching at Martha for threatening to sacrifice her own planet for the sake of the universe
"No second chances, I'm that sort of a man! Unless you're the Daleks. Or the Master. Particularly if you're the Master."
"You're wrong, Jack. But wasn't Rose adorable when she was an all-powerful Time Vortex-riddled glowy God? :D"
Bitching out Cloen for killing the Daleks. Again.
Going out of his way to avoid post-COE Jack in all his crying, coffee-drinking glory