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24 August 2009 @ 09:49 pm
and it's gonna be totally awesome  
I'm writing a fic with goldy_dollar and I find the process kind of hilarious. The last collab I did was with wild_sibyl and we were basically on the same wavelength the whole time. With Frances it seems to be more like:

Frances: I think we should show him getting better.
Kali: Let's have him set fire to an orphanage.
Frances: ...Or he could go to dinner at Jackie's.
Kali: OH. OH, WHAT IF HE STABS A PUPPY?
Frances: ...Um...

Apparently Harry Potter didn't rid of me of my "LOL ANGST IS FUN" thing as well as I had hoped.

And now, a poll of SCIENCE! Because I know you missed my polls.

Ten's crowning moment of hypocritical douchebaggery was totally...

"Rose Tyler, defender of the Earth!" vs "YOU WORK FOR TORCHWOOD?"
12(9.4%)
Bitching at Martha for working the job that he got her
6(4.7%)
Every time he yells at someone for committing and/or attempting genocide
14(11.0%)
"NEVER WASTE TIME ON A HUG!"
9(7.1%)
Bitching at Martha for threatening to sacrifice her own planet for the sake of the universe
16(12.6%)
"No second chances, I'm that sort of a man! Unless you're the Daleks. Or the Master. Particularly if you're the Master."
16(12.6%)
"You're wrong, Jack. But wasn't Rose adorable when she was an all-powerful Time Vortex-riddled glowy God? :D"
12(9.4%)
Bitching out Cloen for killing the Daleks. Again.
36(28.3%)
Going out of his way to avoid post-COE Jack in all his crying, coffee-drinking glory
6(4.7%)
 
 
 
christycorr on August 25th, 2009 11:21 am (UTC)
Jesus, these are all fantastic options. What a douche.
Kali_thirty2flavors on August 25th, 2009 03:36 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA, RIGHT?

I was going to add Nine but I couldn't think of anything. You win this round, Ten.
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Paula: forearmselectrictoes on August 25th, 2009 02:19 pm (UTC)
I debated between the first one & ""You're wrong, Jack. But wasn't Rose adorable when she was an all-powerful Time Vortex-riddled glowy God? :D"", which was the one I went with.

JACK NEEDS LESS ABUSE.
Kali_thirty2flavors on August 25th, 2009 03:37 pm (UTC)
lol Poor Jack and Martha make up like 90% of these.
unfolded73 on August 25th, 2009 03:55 pm (UTC)
That was an impossible choice. :)
Kali_thirty2flavors on August 25th, 2009 04:03 pm (UTC)
It was really hard for me to choose between the Osterhagen Key thing and the OMG SELF HDU KILL THIS ENTIRE ARMY OF ANGRY NAZI ROBOTS thing.
Malea Botor: Wheecws_eat_chs on August 25th, 2009 05:14 pm (UTC)
That is validly the funniest poll I have EVER READ.
I don't know if I'll ever stop laughing.
I think the lesson to be learnt here is that THE DOCTOR HATES JACK.
Kali: the oncoming storm_thirty2flavors on August 25th, 2009 09:29 pm (UTC)
"The Doctor hates Jack" really does seem to be the moral of the story here. Haha, poor Jack.
jedi_of_urth: kittyjedi_of_urth on August 25th, 2009 05:53 pm (UTC)
"Rose Tyler, defender of the Earth!" vs "YOU WORK FOR TORCHWOOD?"

I don't really have such a problem with this one because they're in different universes and he has personal grievances with Torchwood in HIS universe but nothing really against the other one.

Bitching at Martha for working the job that he got her

That one is hysterically douchey, and dumb, but really hypocritically douchey.

Every time he yells at someone for committing and/or attempting genocide

That one is a bit more situational, but I get why he has issues with it.

"NEVER WASTE TIME ON A HUG!"

That one's just to random to count.

Bitching at Martha for threatening to sacrifice her own planet for the sake of the universe

There are some serious issues with JE in the regard (mor eon that when we get to Ten II)

"No second chances, I'm that sort of a man! Unless you're the Daleks. Or the Master. Particularly if you're the Master."

That line is so ridiculous in retrospect because he ALWAYS gives second chances, and the bigger the genocidal maniac the more likely they are to get a second chance.

"You're wrong, Jack. But wasn't Rose adorable when she was an all-powerful Time Vortex-riddled glowy God? :D"

That is pretty hypocritical, but I'm not sure it's douchey (unless you're Jack, then it probably does come off that way).

Bitching out Cloen for killing the Daleks. Again.

There are *loads* of reasons why I chose this one, even with all the good options, yeah sure I have a lot of anger at RTD for the was he treated this, but it was a hugely douchey thing to do.

Going out of his way to avoid post-COE Jack in all his crying, coffee-drinking glory

Well we don't *know* he's doing that, but he probably is as Jack tends to bring out that douchey in the Doctor for reasons that...probably have a douchey source.
Principiaprincipia on August 25th, 2009 07:31 pm (UTC)
And my vote isn't just for the pot-kettle-blackness of that particular statement, but that he gives Martha that lecture and then not only once but TWICE decides to make a smart remark to Rose instead of telling her how he feels (right after he was shot, and then on the beach).

Although bitching at Ten II for what he probably would've done in about another three minutes comes pretty damn close.
Kali: voice of a nightingale_thirty2flavors on August 25th, 2009 09:30 pm (UTC)
My favourite thing about "NEVER WASTE TIME ON A HUG!" is that he's the one who hugged her in the first place. God, Ten, you twat.
gowdiegowdie on August 25th, 2009 09:20 pm (UTC)
I'm one of the few people voting for "bitching at Martha for the working the job HE got her." Yelling at TenII probably is the end all, be all crowning glory of hypocritical douchbaggery, but the job thing... I just can't get over 1) how unbelievably petty it is, and 2) how freakishly transparent. So transparent that it's one of the few times someone actually calls him on his particular brand of crazy bullshit. Well done, Martha.
Kali: you're a wizard harry_thirty2flavors on August 25th, 2009 09:32 pm (UTC)
Right? There are a lot of strong contenders, really, I was quite tempted to vote for one of the Martha ones. I love that she calls him on it, though. 'Atta girl, Martha.
boycotting FOX because they terminated T:SCC.: dw} bad wolfxbriyeon on August 25th, 2009 10:56 pm (UTC)
Oh Ten, you jerk.

But yet we all love you anyways.

=T

But yep, bitching at Ten II has to take the cake because um, how many times has he killed the Daleks now? Even Rose destroyed them once yet it's worse when his clone does it. o_O
Kali_thirty2flavors on August 26th, 2009 12:22 am (UTC)
HAHA YES. ANYONE ELSE KILLING THE DALEKS VS ROSE KILLING THE DALEKS SHOULD TOTALLY COUNT.
erikauerikau on August 25th, 2009 11:11 pm (UTC)
I agree with those who feel you should have an "all of the above" option. But I chose cloen-bitching-outiness.
Kali: reel me in my precious girl_thirty2flavors on August 26th, 2009 12:24 am (UTC)
But an all-of-the-above option doesn't help me determine which is the MOST hypocritical! But it seems bitching out Cloen is winning by a landslide.
linnealinnea_1 on August 26th, 2009 12:15 am (UTC)
Lol, this was SO HARD. I had to go for him bitching out Ten II, because this involved the whole "He's Nine and he needs you to stop him being full of angst and rage" thing, with its ridiculous implication that Ten is totally mellow now.
Kali_thirty2flavors on August 26th, 2009 12:25 am (UTC)
ts ridiculous implication that Ten is totally mellow now.

lol I love it. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU WERE IN A WORLD WHERE I DIED OF MY OWN EMO? NONSENSE!"
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