Kali (_thirty2flavors) wrote,
Kali
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HAVING A PTERODACTYL IS NOT A RIGHT, IT'S A PRIVILEDGE


bazcat89: maybe jack will crash the wedding
bazcat89: and do something inappropriate
_thirty2flavors: just like gwen's wedding
_thirty2flavors: i can just see there being some kind of alien threat
_thirty2flavors: and ten, sarah jane and the rest of the scoobydoo gang solving it easily
_thirty2flavors: and then the wedding continues
_thirty2flavors: and like an hour too late torchwood bursts in with their guns being like HERE WE ARE TO SAVE THE DAY!!!
_thirty2flavors: and everyone is like ...
bazcat89: and ten is like PUT YOUR FUCKING GUNS DOWN AND GO OUTSIDE
bazcat89: I WILL DEAL WITH YOU LATER
_thirty2flavors: LIRL YES
_thirty2flavors: THEY GET LIKE, A TIME OUT
bazcat89: GO SIT OUTSIDE THE CHURCH UNTIL I AM READY TO DEAL WITH YOU
_thirty2flavors: jack would like, cry
bazcat89: jack would sob because of the continued disapproval
_thirty2flavors: jack would be all D: I JUST WANTED TO MAKE YOU PROUD
_thirty2flavors: omg jack would be jealous of luke
_thirty2flavors: later on something would happen and luke would do something
_thirty2flavors: and ten would be all GOOD JOB LUKE :D and luke would be like :D
_thirty2flavors: and jack would have a tantrum
bazcat89: I'VE SPENT HINDREDS OF YEARS DOING THIS FOR YOU AND YOU NEVER PRAISED ME
_thirty2flavors: YOU ARE THE REASON I HAVE A SIMPLE PLAN POSTER IN MY ROOM!!!!!
_thirty2flavors: I'M SORRY I CAN'T BE PERFECT!!!!!1
bazcat89: YOU ABANDONED ME IN THE YEAR 50000MILLION AND THEN YOU TRIED TO RUN AWAY FROM ME
bazcat89: AND YOU YELLED AT ME FOR TRYING TO MAKIE TORCHWOOD BETTER
bazcat89: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN
_thirty2flavors: YOU HAVE NEVER ONCE CONGRATULATED ME ON STOPPING THAT BIG ALIEN THING FROM SATAN PIT!!!
_thirty2flavors: WHY DON"T YOU LOVE ME D:
bazcat89: YOU'RE NICER TO MICKEY THAN YOU ARE TOO ME AND HE'S DOESNT HAVE MY DASHING GOOD LOOKS
_thirty2flavors: YEAH WHAT'S UP WITH THAT
_thirty2flavors: MICKEY PROBABLY SLEPT WITH ROSE LIKE A BILLION TIMES AND YOU STILL LIKE HIM MORE THAN ME!!!
_thirty2flavors: mickey is like lolling in the background because it's true
bazcat89: AND DONNA? SHE HAD WIDE HIPS
bazcat89: COME ON
_thirty2flavors: LIRL LIRL
bazcat89: so mickey's like OI SHUT UP, GIANT HEAD
bazcat89: mainly because that sounds so amusing in mickey's voice
_thirty2flavors: mickey and jack get into fisticuffs
_thirty2flavors: and ten is just like GOD JACK I CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE :|
bazcat89: MICKEY STARTED IT
_thirty2flavors: I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT I'M ENDING IT
bazcat89: but the doctor has a soft spot for mickey at weddings
bazcat89: so he blames jack
_thirty2flavors: JACK I AM TAKING AWAY YOUR PTERODACTYL UNTIL YOU CAN ACT LIKE A PROPER 2000+ YEAR OLD DUDE
bazcat89: WHAT NO DOCTOR PLEASE
bazcat89: THAT IS CLASSIFIED TORCHWOOD PROPERTY
_thirty2flavors: YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK WHEN YOU'VE MATURED!!!
bazcat89: I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT
bazcat89: And Ianto is like "Excuse me, I think you will find that Jack...."
_thirty2flavors: HAVING A PTERODACTYL IS NOT A RIGHT, IT'S A PRIVILEDGE
bazcat89: and then the Doctor gives him that withering stare and he runs to write in his diary
_thirty2flavors: yes ianto writes a big entry about how the doctor is such a meaniehead
bazcat89: and like, half of it is about how the doctor is totally fug and he would never hit that
_thirty2flavors: LIRL YES
_thirty2flavors: "the doctor is such a mary sue!!!"
bazcat89: and he'll drag gwen off to talk smack while the doctor yells at jack
bazcat89: "I don't know Ianto, he does have great hair"
bazcat89: BUT GWEN HE WANTS TO TAKE AWAY OUR PTERODACTYL
_thirty2flavors: gwen's like
_thirty2flavors: "tbh i always though thte pterodactyl was taking up space..."
_thirty2flavors: and ianto gets pissed
bazcat89: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
bazcat89: and the doctor is still yelling at jack
bazcat89: and mickey is standing behind the doctor making faces at jack
bazcat89: and whenever jack is like BUT MICKEY...
bazcat89: and ten is like DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT
_thirty2flavors: at the end of it all ten and luke go for icecream
bazcat89: and mickey
_thirty2flavors: and then they like, play catch
_thirty2flavors: with the pterodactyl soars overhead
bazcat89: and jack cries some more and goes to find a convenient roof
_thirty2flavors: and they fly kites and go swinging
_thirty2flavors: LIRL yes jack stands on the church


Also, Ja'mie King is the ultimate HBIC. But mostly I just like going through the comments and being like "YES SHE IS AWESOME".
Tags: doctor who, liz and kali's wonderful canon, sarah jane has adventures, torchwood: failing since 1879
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