Kali (_thirty2flavors) wrote,

hogwarts believes in segregation!

OBLIGATORY DREAMWIDTH MENTION: So I have one. I am "thirty2flavors" there, same as here sans one underscore. I have no plans to use it for just about anything except in the unlikely event that lj gets eaten by angry Russians. My complaints so far are that their Diversity Statement sounds a bit too much like some kind of political campaign, especially when I can read between the lines and know that what they really mean is if you pay them they will host your porn. Um, hurrah. Also, its design is inelegant.

But now we are protected from crazy Russians, I guess. I'd offer my invite codes to anyone who wanted them but I don't think I've got any.

In other news, it's been too long since I've asked you an inane question. So, POLL TIME. (Admit it, you love polls. Everyone loves clicking buttons.)

This poll is mostly inspired by flowrs4ophelia's very similar post. Apparently hogwarts_elite doesn't take kindly to fictional applicants (WHO KNEW?) so we will just have to do the leg-work ourselves.

Poll #1394948 H_E is for loozas

Which House would Rose Tyler be sorted into?

Gryffindor, because bitch is fierce. When's the last time YOU absorbed the Time Vortex?
Hufflepuff, because she will never ever leave you
Ravenclaw, because did you understand what she was saying in Turn Left? Didn't think so.
Slytherin, because she does use almost any means to achieve her ends.

Which House would Martha Jones be sorted into?

Gryffindor, because no wimp-ass Hufflepuff is walking the Earth alone for a whole damn year
Hufflepuff, because walking the Earth alone on behalf of Dobby the Douchebag takes a hell of a lot of loyalty
Ravenclaw, because she can name all the bones in your hand and pwn your 1913 nurse ass, AND perform CPR on alien species
Slytherin, because she will blow up the planet just to stop your stupid reality bomb

What about Donna Noble?

Gryffindor, because if anyone is bold, it is Donna fucking Noble.
Hufflepuff, because, in the words of Crazy Caan, she is ~the most faithful companion~. And Dalek Caan knows what he's talking about.
Ravenclaw, because she mastered the dewey decimal system in a day.
Slytherin, because... and... that's why.

And Jack Harkness?

Gryffindor, because running head-first into self-created danger is what Torchwood does.
Hufflepuff, because he continues to like the Doctor despite all reason.
Ravenclaw, because remembering a message for thousands of years, even after turning into a Big Face, is the sign of true genius.
Slytherin, because dude, he was a con man, anyone remember those days? ...No...?

How's about the Doctor?

Gryffindor, because asininely brave things are just kind of all in a day's work.
Hufflepuff, because he is loyal and kind and will absolutely never wipe out your whole race or leave you stranded on a spaceship.
Ravenclaw, because he thinks "geek" is a good thing.
Slytherin, because he's a douchebag, and that is a cornerstone of Slytherin house.

I was going to include other fandoms, but coming up wiht reasons for all those options took way too long. So you get my standard fare.

ETA -- The fabulous bazcat89 has produced an Office version of this poll, so go vote.
Tags: ask the audience, doctor who, dreamwidth needs a new acronym, harry potter
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