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Hello. . .

My name is Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Okay, enough of that. But. . .

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has admitted to being the sole architect of the 9/11 attacks. He has admitted to being the brains behind the 1993 WTC bombing. He has claimed to be behind, among many, many other things, an assassination plot. . .against JIMMY CARTER.

For Christ's sweet, bleeding sake, people. Doesn't this, of all the things he's admitted to being responsible for, tip you off that this guy is a bull-goose loony? Who the bleeding FUCK would want to kill Jimmy Carter? And WHY?

Expect further announcements and updates from the likes of Fox "News", et al, in the coming weeks and months. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has admitted to being the shooter on the Grassy Knoll. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed claims personal responsibility for the Apollo moon-landing hoax. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has admitted that he, and only he, is responsible for both Global Warming AND the far Right's response that the supposed phenomenon is "junk science". Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has revealed to the world that he has personally: a)tugged on Superman's cape, b)spit into the wind, c)pulled the mask off the old Lone Ranger. . .and has most DEFINITELY messed around with Jim (Carter, that is).

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has also declared himself personally responsible for the Black Sox scandal of 1918, AIDS, the rise of rap music, and the popularity in the 1980's of "Jams".

What more evidence do we need, ladies and gentlemen of the jury?
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