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Fanfic for this contest and picture.

Seriously, click the link before reading the story, or it will make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

All beta credit and love to the wonderful diachrony, who keeps me from looking like an idiot.

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03 June 2010 @ 04:45 pm
The working title for my Wheaton-clown-Scalzi-orc-kitten fic:

The Conquest of Scalzi the Humorless

I suspect this is going to be fun regardless of the outcome of the contest.

bwah ha ha ha
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03 June 2010 @ 02:22 pm
I really really want to do this:

Clown-sweater fanfic contest

I'm sure everyone on the internet has heard of this by now, and holy crap do I have plot bunnies.
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30 July 2008 @ 03:27 pm
Thanks to karaokegal, who not only pointed out to my oblivious self that I had been nominated and then told me I'd actually won, but was an amazing beta for this fic - The Dark Between Lamp Posts. Thanks also to my other lovely beta, diachrony.

Winners post at dwtwslashawards.

First award for me!
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28 July 2008 @ 10:03 am
Stolen from deviantfantasy, who did this a few years ago and had a lot of fun so I decided to do it myself. The idea is to write 30 drabbles in 30 days starting on August 1st. This is to try to jump-start my fanfic brain again, which has been revving in neutral for too long!

The Rules

1. Reply to this post with up to five prompts (I may ask for more later). Pairings and/or characters are not prompts.

2. Your prompt will be added to a master list, which will be placed in a separate post.

3. When I come to your prompt, I’ll look at your user info page to see what fandoms, characters and/or pairings you like. Then I will write you a drabble.

4. All drabbles will be posted on my journal. And will be 100-200 words long.

5. If I do not get 30 prompts before the 1st, I will fill in the remaining spots with my own and write whatever I chose.

6. If you aren’t into fandom and/or don’t share the same interests as me, you might want to give me something extra to work with. I will write original fic for you if necessary.

7. Fics will be rated from G to NC-17.

This post will be closed on July 31st.

Go ahead and prompt me! :D
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31 March 2008 @ 09:12 am
Title: Close Call
Author: _tallian_
Rating: A hard R
Characters: Wilson, House
Warnings: Graphic descriptions of violence
Disclaimer: I do not own House, nor anything like it. Please do not sue.
Summary: No one realizes that Wilson is a dangerous, shrewd, cunning, quick-witted man with a secret that would scare the crap out of everyone if Wilson ever revealed it. And right now, he's a little frayed.

Initial fic inspired by housefest:
Clean Bones

Thank you so much to the wonderful karaokegal and diachrony for the amazing beta!

It's been two months and six days since my last weekend out.Collapse )

Comments = love
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31 March 2008 @ 08:53 am
Title: The Face of God
Pairing: Tosh/Ianto, mentions of Jack/Ianto, Jack/Gwen
Rating/Warning a very hard R, and very very dark, potentially noncon
Summary: Ianto explains something to Tosh
Author's Notes: WARNING: this is not a nice fic. Owen's current "status" threw a monkey wrench in my plans for this 'verse. Many, many thanks to my betas karaokegal, diachrony. You guys rock.
Disclaimer: Torchwood and the characters appearing in this fic are property of the BBC. No copyright infringement is intended.

Previous fics in the same 'verse:
Urban Retreat #1
Brownian Motion #2
Clouds in the Evening Sky More Darkly Gather #3
A Fork in the Road #4

I know I shouldn't care; I got myself into this position. And yet I do.Collapse )

Comments = love
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20 October 2007 @ 10:24 am
Title: The House of No Pants
Author: _tallian_
Prompt: 181. House decides that it’s just too hot to wear pants. Wilson’s reaction?
Rating: PG-13 at the most
Characters: Wilson, House
Warnings: some mild nudity, nothing graphic
Disclaimer: I do not own House, nor anything like it, just having fun!
Summary: House was wearing a faded Misfits t-shirt darkened with sweat in a few places, but what really caught and held Wilson's attention was the total lack of clothing from the waist down.

Thank you so much to the wonderful karaokegal for the amazing beta! I'll take Full Metal Beta any day. ;)

The House of No PantsCollapse )
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04 October 2007 @ 08:37 am
Title: They Call the Wind
Author: _tallian_
Fandom: Dexter
Pairing: Deb/LaGuerta
Rating NC-17 femslash
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, nor do I make any money from them. This is purely for fun.

Thanks to db for insight and handholding.

Just keep sayin' that to yourself, MorganCollapse )

Concrit is welcome.
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31 August 2007 @ 04:35 pm
CSI: Catherine/Sara
Sharp Angles, Rounded Lines girlslash, four chapters

CSI: Catherine/Warrick
Lover's Quarrel het, semi-drabble

CSI: Sara Sidle, pre-series
Sara's Nightmare gen, potentially disturbing

Wicked: Elphaba
The Building and the Breaking of Fae gen, hint of Elphaba/Glinda

Shaun of the Dead: Shaun, Ed, Liz
Victory from Defeat gen, humor

I'm not all that prolific as yet ...
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