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Tallian
28 February 2008 @ 08:03 am
Snagged from karaokegal, who finds the best ones.

Step 1. Enter into Google the following text: "your first name was arrested for"
It is important to include the quotation marks.

Step 2. Copy and paste the relevant sentence from the result you find most amusing on the first page.

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This one was the funniest:

Aimee was arrested for lewd conduct, shoplifting, and assault at Classy & Sassy ladies boutique, on Reid street.

But this was a close second:

Aimee was arrested for allegedly purchasing cigarettes at various times throughout 2004 and providing them to 15 year old male.

Ah yes. Doomed to life as a petty thief and Jerry Springer guest. *sigh*
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