The Conquest of Scalzi the Humorless
I suspect this is going to be fun regardless of the outcome of the contest.
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Fanfic for this contest and picture. Seriously, click the link before reading the story, or it will make absolutely no sense whatsoever. All beta…
I really really want to do this: Clown-sweater fanfic contest I'm sure everyone on the internet has heard of this by now, and holy crap do I have…
Thanks to karaokegal, who not only pointed out to my oblivious self that I had been nominated and then told me I'd actually won, but was…