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It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense.


This journal is LOCKED My life really isn't all that interesting however I constantly find myself amidst people that seem to overanalyze my every word. It's quite annoying, so to save myself from eventually hacking those people into little pieces and selling their body parts to my neighborhood Chinese restaurant or on eBay, I keep all entries friends only. Clearly I have anger management problems, so if you dare, ask to be added.

How to get added Just ask. Really, it's that simple. I usually don't everyone that asks to added. I try to stick to people that I think I'll have stuff in common with. Also, don't be one of those creepy cyber stalker people and just add me out of no where. More than likely, that will result in me banning you. I also don't add new journals, so don't ask if you just made an LJ. How do I know you're not one of my cyber stalkers? Don't ask to be added if you are overly political, religious, peta-obsessed or other touchy subjects. I don't want to read that. And more than likely I will not add you & I will probably make fun of you, so save yourself the embarassment. Oh if you don't post in your journal, post less than once week, don't comment at all, don't ask to be added. I hate ghost riders.

So, what exactly is under the lock & key? Generally, my journal is about ME. OHNOESEVELENTYONE!@@#!~@!WTFBBQQ~!!@%$ Yes, really, it's all about me. Usually it's my day to day life (and no, I don't post an entire break down of my day), random bitchings (okay, it's a lot of bitching) and random occurances in my life. I tend to post fairly often, at least once a day or sometimes more. I like to write and LJ is my vent spot. Sorry but you won't find anything overly religious, political or any of those touchy feeling things. However, I must warn you that if you are easily offended, then don't ask to be added. I am not politically correct, nor will I ever be. I have had a lot of people unfriend me because of my sarcastic humor. Seriously people, it's the internet! I am not the second coming of Christ. Like Gwen Stefani.. I'm just a girl.

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