September 19th, 2009

in motion

badonkadonk

Remember the Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank?  The Telegraph lists ten funniest Amazon.com review threads.  Some of the best comments aren't included in the article's overview, but I followed a couple of links and dear god...
 

7) Uranium ore

Number of reviews: 167
Why it took off: Nuclear material doesn't usually come though the post.
Sample reviews:

i) I bought this to power a home-made submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my home town in Alaska. At first I wasn't sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems. Unfortuantly my mom opened my mail, because she does not respect people's privacy. She was pretty upset to see Uranium Ore.

ii) I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.