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rfacem2

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open letter.

dear zach braff:

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

you're a pitchforkfuck bitchfork ipod-implanted pull-my-finger-after-a-meal-unless-my-girlfriend's-around wannabra staypuff biscuitpuddle.

i'd be depressed, too, if the only thing i was good for was fucking sighing and sighing whilst fucking.

go get your myspace kitten punchin' on, there, buck-o. chin up chin up, isn't there a new shins album out this year? you can cry into it while you prematurely ejaculate.

signed,

-someone who is sick of your suburban outfitters "i'ma go down on your daughter in your saab's back seat, mr. winthrop, and then take her to the sizzler" white boy emotabro bullshit.