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thanks to dr. shlomo zelig for, always, pointing me to the grotesque foodstuffs:

MAYFIELD DAIRY birthday cake ice cream
maybe this is what she is having

i mean, look at her. poor b is like "oh shit, since jigga kicks my face in with his tims nightly, i hide my hurt in a bowl of buttercream". awww poor b, she's asurvivorcakecream eater.
b'day cakecream? birthday bday?

HAPPY BDAY BEYONCE! HERE IS SOME TYPE II DIABETES, which we shall affectionately call "tha 'betes".
product description:
Sugar cookie flavored ice cream with a blue icing swirl and colored buttercream freckles
now everyone, in your best sawyer voice: HEY THERE BUTTERCREAM FRECKLES.
MAYFIELD DAIRY birthday cake ice cream
maybe this is what she is having
i mean, look at her. poor b is like "oh shit, since jigga kicks my face in with his tims nightly, i hide my hurt in a bowl of buttercream". awww poor b, she's a
b'day cakecream? birthday bday?
HAPPY BDAY BEYONCE! HERE IS SOME TYPE II DIABETES, which we shall affectionately call "tha 'betes".
product description:
Sugar cookie flavored ice cream with a blue icing swirl and colored buttercream freckles
now everyone, in your best sawyer voice: HEY THERE BUTTERCREAM FRECKLES.