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me: steve aoki announced his new years eve party. with him and busy p and the klaxons and justice and peaches.

lucy: and this isn't in his HEAD?

me: no, it's in la

lucy: happy doucheyear!

me: kodac harrison is NOT "a combination of tom waits and van morrison"

lucy: it's the cookie monster poetry slam.

lucy, while watching this story on the news, accompanied by an on-screen icon of gingrich's head with white text underneath reading "will not run": that looks like a macro.

lucy: (in a twang) they tried ta make me go to texas ah sayuh no no no. (/twang) that's carrie underwood's song.

lucy, on steve "aoli" aoki: "i do think there's like three of them. he's cloned himself."

lucy, on hearing rilo kiley for the first time after seeing their photo shoot in spin: from their outfits, i was expecting more.

upon viewing this ajc article

me: how the hell do you just accidentally end up with a gator? loss gator. loss croc! didn't you guys have gators in the sewers of ny?

lucy: albino gators.

me: albino?

lucy: yeah. that's where they live. we called him snappy.

me: did he go to CBs?

lucy: yeah. he went to CBs. he was actually lou reed. we called him snappy.

lucy: daniel radcliffe is so hot. he's like if pete doherty was hot.

lucy: you're just obnoxious in the morning. you should have a show. you and kelly ripa should just play tag or something.

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