thanks to dr. shlomo zelig for, always, pointing me to the grotesque foodstuffs:MAYFIELD DAIRY birthday cake ice cream
maybe this is what she is having
i mean, look at her. poor b is like "oh shit, since jigga kicks my face in with his tims nightly, i hide my hurt in a bowl of buttercream". awww poor b, she's a
b'day cakecream? birthday bday?
HAPPY BDAY BEYONCE! HERE IS SOME TYPE II DIABETES, which we shall affectionately call "tha 'betes".
product description:Sugar cookie flavored ice cream with a blue icing swirl and colored buttercream freckles
now everyone, in your best sawyer voice: HEY THERE BUTTERCREAM FRECKLES.