||[Sep. 4th, 2005|05:48 pm]
Sorry for the absence.
I'm Kazuma Kuwabara, member of the Reikai Tanteis and second in command, after jerkward Urameshi.
A few days ago, I found this large cat at the side of the road, very sick looking. I took it home, hid it from Shizuru too, and realized one day when I woke up, it had babies. Shizuru found out anyways, they kept crying and I kept asking her to buy milk. Anyways, Shizuru said she'll help them while I go on this new mission. Mass raping? I hope my lovely ice princess keeps her guard up.
I don't know if I can find a place for all these kittens. Anyone wants one?
There are so many, so if you want five more to go along with your first one, feel free. And no, they're not to be used as conversation starters to pick up chicks.