||[Dec. 22nd, 2006|11:38 pm]
I was drunk when I got to work today. Very drunk.|
As a matter of fact, my work 'fucked off' (left) at 2:00pm and went straight to the pub. Alysia and I have been there drinking for free for the last 6 hours and do you want to know something funny?
I'm sober right now.
At 10:00am this morning I crashed (creeeeeeeeashed) hard. I started shaking and lost my mind. I was worthless. I put my feet up and just bothered people for a couple of hours while I felt bad. I watched Youtube. I listened to music.
At about 3:00 I'd had 2 beers and felt worse than ever. Apparently what I needed was 6 bottles of Becks, two Belgian Pilsener, two single Jameson's (no ice), and one double Disarono (amaretto) on the rocks. Wow! It has cured me. I'm like the Virgin Mary, except if I was the Virgin Mary I'd rape you. Yah, You.
Sober. It's magic. You guys should follow the drinking key I've put forward to the letter and enjoy the spoils of soberness.